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People ask how I came up with Please Chase. Well, at first I was trying to think of names for my website. I was thinking of names and I was looking around for words. I happened to glance at some junk mail with the words, "Please Call!" and it kinda reminded me of that show that I used to see on TV when I was like 10, where the girl had her own show and says, "Amanda Please!". So for some reason I came up with Please Chase. Many people don't even want to type that in. Afterall, what kind of website would "PleaseChase.com" be? Sounds kindof dirty right? Maybe you go there to please me. Or maybe it's more of a beg like, "Please Chase! Help me!!!" Which could mean many things.. I have a ton of secrets. Classified information the GOVERNMENT doesn't want you to know. Who has the video that was DELETED from YouTube because the GOVERNMENT demanded it off? Who got the real burn notice? Hawt. I've gathered some videos and secret notes for you guys, so enjoy them while gummy worms create rubix cube pajamas with forgiven anubis buttons among hardcore music that digs beneath palm trees if you tan like a woman with flower cancer. It's like a first person shooter flash game. I take your click and I cherish it. Because the click is a credit and the credit is in the pocket. Bubbles. Yeah. ChaseMyFace AKA "Please Chase" dominates this place. Thanks. - Chase

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